I don’t like peas in any shape or form. Two reasons. 1) Canned peas are mushy and gross. They don’t look, smell or taste good. 2) Fresh peas really look, taste incredible. So why don’t I like them is because my hands shake so badly I can’t get one in my mouth. Very embarrassing. I … More No More Please, Ever!!!
I’m so ashamed. 14 years ago I ate the last piece of left over chicken. I was going to blame it on our dog, Mulder, but all he had to do was prove that he couldn’t open the refrigerator, kind of like OJ and the glove. So, I’ve just played dumb all of these years. … More I Can’t Believe I Ate The Whole Thing!!!!
Why buy a small cooked rotisserie chicken at the supermarket? This time of year you can buy a much larger chicken, season it to taste and let it slow roast on the sidewalk. Bonus! You can watch people slip on the juices afterward. Who doesn’t like a good, juicy rotisserie chicken now and again? Aside … More I’m Roasting A Chicken – On The Sidewalk!!!
So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right? Easter means something very special to traditional Christians, Jews and others of different beliefs. It is a big celebration for most Americans, celebrated by a variety of foods and customs. Most celebrate the … More Easter!! A Great Celebration!!
A friend of mine is a poultry farmer and was always trying to breed turkeys with six legs for greater profits. Finally, he did it! I asked, “What about the flavor?” He said, I have no idea. I can’t catch him.” My daughter, Cecilee is a vegan. I’m really beginning to understand why. They inject … More A Six Legged What???
I never buy espresso at a coffee shop. It reminds me of my divorces. Very expensive and bitter. I think one of the worst chores is cleaning the coffee maker. First of all, I have to do it outside because that lingering smell of vinegar stays around the house for days. My wife hates the … More I Hate Vinegar!!