I’m So Weak!!!

Every time I’m tempted to eat a cheeseburger I hear two voices. One says “Eat the cheeseburger.” The other one says “You heard him, eat the cheeseburger!” It is virtually impossible for me to resist a really good cheeseburger. Who am I kidding, it doesn’t even really have to be that good. Within a five … More I’m So Weak!!!

I’m So Angry!!

I ordered a “pair” of glasses and the scheisters only sent one!I called them about it but they just said, That’s a good one, laughed and hung up om me.    If I had ordered a pair of champagne flutes I’m pretty sure I would have received two.    Its the same way with scissors. … More I’m So Angry!!