Flying Monkeys????

Before we got married, we had dinner with Heather’s parents. She told me that her Mom is opinionated and mean. I assured her I could stand up to her. I didn’t and Heather wanted to know why. I said “It got to the point where I was more afraid of the flying monkeys looming outside … More Flying Monkeys????

You Cheated On Me!!!

The next time you’re waiting to be seated at a very busy restaurant, try this. Take out your cell phone and pretend to be talking to someone. Very loudly say, “Get over here now! He’s with another woman!” I predict you’ll get a table quickly. I don’t know why people cheat on their significant other. … More You Cheated On Me!!!

What We Got Here, Is A Failure To Communicate!

A friend of mine asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. She said, “I’d like to be eight again” On her birthday, it was Coco Puffs for breakfast, then off to the theme park. They went on every ride in the park. Next, McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal. Then to a movie, with popcorn and candy. Exhausted that night, he asked her, “What was it like being eight again?” She said, “I meant my dress size, you idiot!” Even when a man listens, he’s gonna get it wrong. … More What We Got Here, Is A Failure To Communicate!