This Is Boring!!

One day after church a pregnant woman was stopped by the Pastor. He said “I couldn’t help but notice that you were rubbing your belly”. She said, “Yeah, he was kicking me pretty hard”. The Pastor said, “Well that’s a relief”. She said, I’m not sure it’s a relief. He usually sleeps through the sermon … More This Is Boring!!

You are insane!!

Three men were at a bar. One said, “My wife was reading a ‘Tale of Two Cities’ and she gave birth to twins!” “That’s funny,” another man said, “My wife was reading ‘The Three Musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets!” The third man shouted, “I have to get home! “When I left, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves!!!” … More You are insane!!