Last￼ night a trick-or-treater came to our door and I swear she was about 72 1/2 years old. I was mad. “Trick-or-treating is for kids, lady”, I said. I really ripped her a new one. she began to cry. Just then a much younger woman came running to the door, saying “You jerk, she’s only … More Who Are You???
Never give Valentine’s cards unless you’re REALLY in love with the person. Every card is like “You’re my soul mate, I couldn’t live without you, I can’t imagine life without you, etc.” There should be cards that say, “Even though you’re not the one, things are OK.” When I was dating, I used to break … More Ugh! Again Already???
Happy Halloween! Tonight I’ll wear a shirt that says “Life” on it and hand out lemons. Halloween is the favorite holiday for so many. Maybe I’m just missing something, because I don’t get it. I never have. Even as a kid I really never got in to the whole costume thing. Just give me some … More Spooky Halloween!!!!
Tonight, I’m going to wear a t-shirt that has the word “Life” on it, and hand out lemons. So many people love to dress up for Halloween. I’m not one of them. The only costumes I used to wear were the result of being in a play. Last year, my wife went to work … More Best Halloween Costume Ever!!!