I’m in the mood for some silly duck jokes. What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have a handlebar except for the duck. What does a duck have in common with a Ming Vass? Neither is a lamp. There ya go. When I lived in Eureka, California, our neighbors were … More Those Ducks Can’t Fly!!!!
So the President supports the new immigration bill and Californians want to become their own country. It's likely going to be on the 2018 ballot. If it passes, what will happen to those who will seek asylum after being driven nuts by "It's a Small World?" at Disneyland? The world has gone mad. Elect a … More Let Us In… Um Let Us Out!!!
Yesterday, I jumped in a cab and said, “Follow that car! I’m a Federal Agent!” It was a pleasant night in jail, and I can cross it off my bucket list. All of this nonsense every year about the world ending did get me thinking about whether I need a bucket list. I came … More The End Of The World!!
Its so cold here that we have to stop using our silverware. My wife still has a fork stuck to her tongue. … More The Wind Chill Factor — Seriously??