A friend of mine swears this is true because he was there when it happened. An out of breath guy rushed into a hardware store and said, “I need to buy a mouse trap and please hurry, I’ve got a bus to catch!” With a straight face, the clerk said, “Sorry, sir, but we don’t … More Did He Just Say What I Think He Said???
Why do people hop or jump in the shower? That is very dangerous! The language we use for certain activities is kind of crazy. “I’m going to hop on a plane”. I’m pretty sure you’ll wind up in jail for that one. The same with hopping on a plane. I think that behavior is frowned … More I’m Jumping in the Shower!!
You own your dog. Your cat owns you. Ok, last night I had one of the most bizarre thing happen to me in my entire life. (Of course it’s my entire life, it would be weird to say ‘in half of my life’) I went out to the mailbox to see if a … More Weird Things Happen to Me!!!