An Arkansas ￼guy named ￼Keegan Byers called the police recently to report A robbery. Someone had stolen his extra cheese burger! I know! Who would do such a cowardly deed? The police said the man was extremely intoxicated. Byers said he bought two but only ate one before going to sleep. And oh, by the … More Give me back my burger!!
I woke up this morning and the back door was open. My Apple Watch and Mac Book aren’t here. Neither is my drone. I know! I remember checking all of the doors before bed and… Wait, I was distracted by something shiny and I never owned any of those items. Bad dream. As you were. … More Home Invasion!!!
Who is smarter, you or your dog? A psychologist is selling a video to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works… If you spend any money on the video the dog wins. Most dogs are very smart. Most can learn tricks and some of them are quite elaborate. They are much more aware of … More My Dog Is A Genius!!!
Who is smarter, you or your dog? A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works… If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is the smarter one. Most dogs are very smart. Most can learn tricks and some of them are quite … More I’m Not Stupid!!
Yesterday, someone broke into our house. Among other things, they took all of my eye glasses. I can’t believe someone robbed me blind! When you don’t have the correct pair of eye wear, contacts, glasses etc.; it feels like you’re just lost. Kind of like losing your cell phone. I panic if I don’t … More Blind as a Bat!!!
Last year, we were burglarized in the middle of the night and never heard a thing. The guy was caught the next day and I told the cop I wanted to talk to the guy. “I need to know how he got in the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying that for years!” … More Take My Wife, Please!