Jr. High was very difficult for me. It was noogies every day for almost the whole year. Finally a teacher found out about it and I had to stop. Noogies hurt. Trust me, I have two older brothers and became very familiar with the Noogie. In fact it was so popular to give them to … More Stop Giving Me Noogies!!!
I think it’s weird to hear ‘adding insult to injury’. Why would anyone do that? Tell someone who is clearly injured, “You’re ugly and your Mama is fat too.” That’s mean. Give them an ice cream cone. That’s sweet. This would be a clear cut case of bullying. Kicking someone when they’re down is cowardly, … More You’re Ugly!!!
A friend of mine is a principal at a middle school. One day he saw a new substitute teacher banging his forehead against a locker muttering , “How did I get myself into this?” My friend asked, “Are you okay? Can I help?” The teacher said, “I’ll be fine as soon as I get this kid … More I’m A Shut In!!!
I was in court waiting to contest a traffic ticket when a pick pocket was sentenced to pay a $200 fine. His defense lawyer said, “Your honor, my client can only afford $50. But if you allow him a few minutes in the crowd…” Everyone laughed except the judge. You’ve got to love anyone with … More Stop That Thief!!
My daughter hated going to school. One weekend she really went nuts about going back on Monday. I decided to tell her, “Honey, if you don’t go to school Daddy will go to jail”. She paused and then asked, “How long will you be gone”? I’m really not sure if my kids really liked high … More I’m Going To Jail!!!