My friend’s wife threatened to leave him again yesterday. She’s threatened to quit more times than Brett Favre. Soon the threats sound empty and meaningless. It’s becomes like the old joke, “How can I miss you when you won’t go away.” Empty threats are useless, especially when you are called out on them right away … More You’re Leaving Me?? How Dare You!!!
“I carry a remote control in my car. When I’m stopped at a red light, I wait until the other light turns yellow, right before my light turns green, I hold the remote out the window point it at the light and click it. People freak out.” ~Me It’s been a few years since since … More I Quit! No I Don’t. Yes I Do!!