I’m Still Here!!!

An elderly couple were out for a Sunday drive. The woman said, “Look at us. We used to sit right next to each other all of the time. Now you’re way over there and I’m way over here. What happened?” The man said, “I don’t know, I didn’t move.” I haven’t thought about that joke … More I’m Still Here!!!

Is This Your Dog???

A man drove past house and noticed a sign in a front yard that read, “Talking dog – Free!!” He immediately asked the owner if the dog was still available. “Yep”, said the man. The motorist had a conversation with the dog and said, “I’ll take him, but I have to ask why you’re letting him go”. The man said, “Simple. I got a divorce because my wife just wouldn’t shut up. He’s worse”. … More Is This Your Dog???

Til Death Do We Part – Just Kidding!

We were enjoying a friendly conversation with a couple and I asked, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to?” “Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great.” I said, “That’s great! What was the name of the clinic?” He asked, “What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?”
“You mean a rose?” “Yes, that’s it!” He asked his wife, “Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?” … More Til Death Do We Part – Just Kidding!