Last night after going to bed I realized that I forgot to unplug the inflatable Santa on our porch. It was late so I just went out in my boxers. A car pulled in the driveway to turn around, the headlights completely illuminating the porch. Busted, although I think honking the horn was a little … More Turn Off Your Lights!!!
I think someone broke into our house last night! I got up to find the place a complete disaster. The living room was ransacked and the kitchen too. Then I realized my wife has been out of town for a week. Its always that way. I’m sure many men go through the same thing. The … More Home Invasion!!!