The last time I was in the hospital, the nurse was helping me walk in the bathroom. There was a warning on the toilet that read ‘total weight 300 lbs’. I said, “That’s stupid. Who would want to steal a 300 lb toilet?” She didn’t get it. I thought it was funny. Some jokes are … More I Can’t Take It!!!!
Doing stand up is a lot like being in a play, except there’s no script, no other performers on stage with you and no intermission. Actually, it’s nothing like being in a play at all. I don’t know why any comedians decide to continue doing stand up after their first experience, which is normally awful. … More I Forgot My Lines!!!