A couple of days ago we killed a black widow spider on our front porch. I hate black widows. Does that mean I'm racist? I know some people are offended when you kill anything but under certain circumstances I would call them out. For example, if a rattlesnake "looked" like it was going to strike … More Am I a Racist???
iIf you want real exercise and can’t afford the expensive programs, don’t worry. There’s a better way. Just find a very large bee hive and a stick and nail it like a pináta. I know that wasps, bees, scorpions, spiders and fire ants are all God’s creatures but I don’t like being stung or bitten … More The Newest Exercise Program!!
A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The panda eats it, shoots the waiter, and walks out. The owner yells for him to stop. “You order food, kill my waiter, then leave without paying!” The bear says, “Hey! I’m a Panda. Look it up!” The owner Googles “panda bear” and read “Panda: a bear-like marsupial who eats shoots and leaves.” … More Panda Express!!