These black Friday commercials from auto dealerships really crack me up. I know there are some but seriously, who gets a car for Christmas? So many of the stores have been advertising black Friday deals for weeks. The reason it is called Black Friday is because that is the day that many retailers move their … More It’s A Brand New Car!!
I think it would be funny if a big box store attracted huge crowds from a black Friday ad but there was fine print saying that they actually had none of the items in stock. Sure there would be bloodshed but it would still be funny. I’m always amazed at the number of people who … More We Don’t Have Any!!!
It isn’t really the official start of the holidays until someone in the family has a nervous breakdown. Let’s face it, we all know it’s a stressful time for everyone. Why? We choose to make it so. Even the kids are stressed. Will I get the X-Box? The doll house? The cellphone? One … More Happy Nervous Breakdown!!!
I miss Black Friday. All of the angry customers who waited all night in a freezing parking lot to save a few bucks on a defective MP3 player. They would get really angry and yell at me all day because we ran out of the 17 half price laptops which I had posted on the … More Black Friday Is Gone!!!!
Due to the number of fights that broke out last year, retailers have renamed Black Friday to Black and Blue Friday. … More Black and Blue Friday!!
I want to become a very old man. Make it to 100, do a comedy bit, then croak.i see no point in living past 100. It seems to me that if I do that, I’ll just be showing off. … More 94 Years Old???
Black Friday is nothing more than a racist day, created for bargain shopping. Where’s Al Sharpton on this one? … More Black Tuesday???
Ah, Labor Day. A day set aside to honor mothers everywhere. … More Take the Day Off!!