65 years ago today I was only 1,131 days away from being born. Where does the time go? Yeah, crazy thought. My parents never even saw it coming. In fact they were so surprised when my Mom found out she was pregnant with me, they picked out a girl’s name. I know! I forget what … More I’m Waiting!!!
If I were going to have a service animal, I would choose a skunk. That way, on a plane, boom! The whole row to myself. Skunks are like women. They are beautiful creatures until you tick them off. Then you need to run for cover, fast. The wrath of an angry wife can be quite … More Ahhhh!!!! A Skunk!!!
Tomorrow, I’ll be 61 years old. There are 3 things that indicate I’m getting older: 1. loss of memory 2. I’ve heard it said that getting older is not for wusses. I used to firmly believe it. I still believe it, but nothing about me is firm anymore. A lot of people kind of give … More I Can’t Remember!!!!
I think it would be funny to have a service animal that was a skunk. That way when I was on a plane, boom! The whole row to myself. Skunks are like women. They are beautiful creatures until you tick them off. Then you need to run for cover, fast. The wrath of an angry … More You Stink!!!
Heather wanted a Pebble watch this year and prefers a heavy metal band rather than the leather one that comes with the watch. My neighbor gave me an idea for a gag gift. I took her old Pebble watch and super glued a Metallica CD to the face of it. Wait for it…. I’m your … More You Idiot!!!
If you have a Mother, Father, Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Grandma, Grandpa, Neice, Nephew, First Cousin, Great Aunt that you love, like and share this. Otherwise, you don’t care. … More Share THIS!
There were no important men or women born on my birthday. Only babies. … More Happy Birthday!
I used to drive a helium truck. One day, I cut a guy off in traffic and he wanted to fight, so I got out of my truck and lifted it over my head. … More Helium Man
Being a moron, I didn’t think to get a cab… … More Two Hours of Stupidity!