A guy left the front door open so a repairman could get in while he was out. His instructions: The bulldog is really easy going unless provoked. BUT DON’T TALK TO THE BIRD!! The dog was fine, but the bird kept talking. He finally said, “Shut up”! The bird said, “Get him, Spike”! I’ve watched … More Spike This!!
During math in high school, our teacher was explaining the difference between a numerator and a denominator. He said the numerator was on the top and the denominator was on the bottom. I yelled out, “Really? Well then you’ve got chalk dust all over your denominator!” I spent the rest of the class sitting outside … More I Did It Again!!