I’m kind of bored being me today, so I’d like to switch lives with you if you are wealthy and have a Learjet at your disposal. Any takers? I think it is pretty normal to get a little bored with your life now and again, isn’t it? Celebrities would like to go unnoticed for a … More Who The Heck Am I????
Heather got mad at me and gave me the silent treatment for a week. She finally asked me if I noticed anything different during the week. I said, “Yeah, we’ve been getting along great!” Wrong answer. We all say stupid things from time to time. We then stand there like a moron and wish we’d … More I’m in Big Trouble!!!
I like to sing Happy Birthday to family. It was our daughter-in-law’s birthday last week. I sang the whole song but I dialed the wrong number. I apologized but the lady said it was ok because I needed all of the practice I could get. Wow, the truth can be a bitter pill to swallow. … More Happy Birthday to You!!
Finger nail biting may mean you’re feeling stress or excitement or sometimes just bored or inactive. It can also be a learned behavior from family members. I think toe nail biting pretty much means you work for the circus. Nail biting bothers me. That’s right, I’m a hater. I never really see the biting … More Bite My Toe!!!
I used to sing in our church choir. One day after choir practice our music director asked me if I sing a lot outside of church. I told him I did but mostly just to kill time. He said, “Well you certainly have the perfect weapon for that”! I love to sing. I wouldn’t say … More How Dare You!!!
At the last high school reunion I attended, I saw a woman I thought I recognized, but I wasn’t sure. I said to her, “Excuse me, you look like Helen Green.” She said, “Yeah, well you look like crap in blue.” … More Get Some Class!
The Piano Man has turned into the Metamucil man. … More Billy Joel!
