PETA is once again throwing a fit regarding the ceremony of Punxsutawney Phil to try to spare the groundhog from the stress it gets from the very short ceremony. Seriously??￼￼ ￼They think that a robot should be used instead. That’s ridiculous. Everybody knows a robot cannot predict the weather.￼ Plus, Bill Murray and the gang … More Punxsutawney Phil A Robot???
Yesterday, I saw a new psychiatrist. He asked me what conditions I have been diagnosed with. I asked him if he saw the movie ‘What about Bob’. His face turned white and he immediately told me he would be moving out of state in October. I asked him where he was going. He just smiled … More What About Bob???
I never know what to do when I meet someone who I’ve always wanted to meet, so I instantly make deep eye contact with them for uncomfortable periods of time before speaking. I’m convinced that they’ll never forget me. I have 47 restraining orders to prove it. Bill Murray is someone that I have always … More Get Away From Me!!!
The next time someone who really doesn’t care asks me “How’s everything?”, I’m going to tell them everything. It will be the equivalent of someone asking Socrates, “So, whatcha thinking about?” I really don’t like insincere comments and questions, do you? Having said that, there are times when it seems appropriate. Like when someone dumps … More I’ll Tell You Everything!!!
I love the movie “Groundhog Day”. There were rumors of a sequel but what would be the point? I would watch any movie that starred Bill Murray. He is just so fun. He’s also a pretty good serious actor and I watch but I keep waiting for the punchline. The guy is just funny. … More Sweet!! A Shorter Winter!!
Why do weather people always tell you what to do? “It’s 28° out there, so be sure to bundle up!” Really? I’m glad I watched the news. I was going to wear my speedo. They just can’t help themselves. Its like they are our Moms. “Its snowing out on the roadways, so be sure … More Stop Telling Me What To Do!!!