Contrary to the popular belief that Ryan Seacrest is gay, he’s not. He’s just head butted too many women while jumping up to try to kiss them. “American Idol” was canceled after 15 seasons. I remember when the show was the most watched television show in the US, but no more. No more stars in … More Ryan Seacrest – Midget???
I am logged in, therefore I am Everyone is electronically logged into something. At work, we have to log on to our computer. If you use a smart phone, you must, at the minimum be logged into the operating system used by the carrier. Iphones, Ipads, Kindle, Bluetooth, Netflix, Hulu, email – you name it, … More Seriously?? A Logger???
“American Idol” has been canceled after 15 seasons. I remember when the show was the most watched television show in the US, but no more. … More American Idol Cancelled!!
If the eyes are truly the windows to the soul, I’m going to put blinds on them. I don’t need people looking in there. … More Windows to the Soul!
I’ve heard people say, “Don’t get your nose out of joint”, which makes me wonder if some people get arthritis in their nose. … More Arthritis in Your Nose??
In my mind, Fruit Loops sound like the happiest of all circular shaped cereals. … More Breakfast!
Every time my wife asks me who I’m talking to on the phone, texting, emailing, etc., I always tell her it’s Jake, from State Farm. … More Suspicious Minds!
I used to panic if I lost an important email. Now, if I lose one, I’ll just contact NSA and have them forward their copy. … More NSA