These black Friday commercials from auto dealerships really crack me up. I know there are some but seriously, who gets a car for Christmas? So many of the stores have been advertising black Friday deals for weeks. The reason it is called Black Friday is because that is the day that many retailers move their … More It’s A Brand New Car!!
When I was leaving the hospital last week, I decided to get a cup of coffee from a vending machine. The guy in front of me watched in despair as the machine poured the coffee without dropping a cup first. I said, “Wow! Amazing technology. It even drinks it for you”! He was not amused. … More Automate This!!
My son loved transformers. He was constantly playing with them. In fact, he was electrocuted three times. In the 80’s, I was a trainer for Circuit City. You name anything about consumer electronics and I trained on it. In fact, our whole national team did. We traveled around the country opening up new stores, … More It’s Alive!!!
A man took his son to a horse auction. He watched his father go from horse to horse running his hands on the legs, rump and chest. His son asked him why he did that. His Dad said that when he’s going to buy a horse he needs to do that to be sure the … More Bring On The Drones!!!
Due to the number of fights that broke out last year, retailers have renamed Black Friday to Black and Blue Friday. … More Black and Blue Friday!!
Ah, Labor Day. A day set aside to honor mothers everywhere. … More Take the Day Off!!