Yesterday someone told me that I was the spitting image of my father. Naturally, I decked the guy. Comparing me and my father to some spit. The nerve.￼ What exactly is a spitting image? What immediately comes to mind is someone with the camera taking a picture of some spittle on the sidewalk. What is … More Spittin’ Image!!!
That’s it. I’ve had it! I think I’m going to quit my job today. I know I’m disabled and retired and my only real jobs around the house are doing the dishes, folding laundry, and keeping the toilets clean. I don’t mind cleaning the toilets or doing the dishes, But I absolutely hate doing laundry. … More You want me to do what???
Home invasion is one of the most frightening things you can imagine. I know because it happened to me. I was upstairs playing on my Playstation 4 when I heard someone coming up the stairs. I quickly turned off the machine and hid. The good news is that Heather was the intruder and never saw … More Shhh!!! There’s Someone In The House!!!
I think I’ll run for president in 2020. I’m just as qualified as any of the front runners in any party. I made $1.2B last year and got a tax refund, been married 4 times. I’ve sent thousands of emails from my private server and I have an uncle who lives in Moscow, Idaho. I’m … More Here’s Your Stupid Taxes!!!
OK, let’s get this over with already. Oy. I talked to the Russian Ambassador and wiretapped the President’s phones. I also released the secret documents. Now can we get back to working on our country? By far, this has been the most bizarre election and transition in my lifetime. I know I’m young, according to … More I’m A Spy!!!
Donald Trump has said that if he was not the Republican Candidate, he would go independent. A recent poll of Republicans believe he’s doing it. This is the most strange election I can remember. On one hand, you have the smooth and experienced traditional politically savvy candidate. On the other side is the rogue businessman … More Trump Takes The Trick!!
Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being. This is the weirdest election of my lifetime, bar none. Donald Trump certainly plays a heavy role in that but really, all of the candidates have. The Republicans have had no … More I’m a Super Delegate!!