I have been requested to find out where the phrase ‘wake up and smell the coffee’ originated. Wow! Can opened, worms everywhere. It is really a hot topic where a number of people seemingly coined the phrase, including Ann Landers. That beats the second best, ‘wake up and smell the burnt bacon’ coined by Alice … More Wake up and smell the whatever!!!
Yesterday someone told me that I was the spitting image of my father. Naturally, I decked the guy. Comparing me and my father to some spit. The nerve.￼ What exactly is a spitting image? What immediately comes to mind is someone with the camera taking a picture of some spittle on the sidewalk. What is … More Spittin’ Image!!!
That’s it. I’ve had it! I think I’m going to quit my job today. I know I’m disabled and retired and my only real jobs around the house are doing the dishes, folding laundry, and keeping the toilets clean. I don’t mind cleaning the toilets or doing the dishes, But I absolutely hate doing laundry. … More You want me to do what???
Home invasion is one of the most frightening things you can imagine. I know because it happened to me. I was upstairs playing on my Playstation 4 when I heard someone coming up the stairs. I quickly turned off the machine and hid. The good news is that Heather was the intruder and never saw … More Shhh!!! There’s Someone In The House!!!
I think I’ll run for president in 2020. I’m just as qualified as any of the front runners in any party. I made $1.2B last year and got a tax refund, been married 4 times. I’ve sent thousands of emails from my private server and I have an uncle who lives in Moscow, Idaho. I’m … More Here’s Your Stupid Taxes!!!
OK, let’s get this over with already. Oy. I talked to the Russian Ambassador and wiretapped the President’s phones. I also released the secret documents. Now can we get back to working on our country? By far, this has been the most bizarre election and transition in my lifetime. I know I’m young, according to … More I’m A Spy!!!
Donald Trump has said that if he was not the Republican Candidate, he would go independent. A recent poll of Republicans believe he’s doing it. This is the most strange election I can remember. On one hand, you have the smooth and experienced traditional politically savvy candidate. On the other side is the rogue businessman … More Trump Takes The Trick!!
Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being. This is the weirdest election of my lifetime, bar none. Donald Trump certainly plays a heavy role in that but really, all of the candidates have. The Republicans have had no … More I’m a Super Delegate!!
I love the game, “Survivor”. They start out with 20 contestants who are systematically knocked out of the game until there are only three left. The winner is the one who lies and backstabs the most people. You know, like politics. Smear campaigns are the norm today. It’s not about what the candidates will do … More Survive This!!!