I’ll bet by now you were thinking this blog was going to be about the dance. It’s not. As I’ve said before, I can’t dance. So how in the heck would I know what the rumba is? I’m talking about the portable vacuum cleaner that runs on its own. Yeah it’s kind a like a … More Doing The Rumba!!!!
Just when I thought it wasn’t possible, today I’m a bigger baseball fan than ever! Ok, so it’s because I gained 30 pounds during the off season, but still… Major league baseball is just a week from today! The smell of the freshly cut grass! Hot dogs! Nachos! Beer! The Crack of the bat! Juicing! … More I Can Smell The Grass!!
I got a gold pocket watch. My neighbor asked me where I got it. I told him I had to beat three people out to get it. He said, “eBay?” I said, “Nope, two cops and the owner.” I think if I decided to be a thief, I wouldn’t steal things as stupid as a … More Run Like The Wind!!!
My foot was severely swollen and extremely painful. I went to my doctor. She took one look and said “gout”. I said, “That’s rude, I just got here.” There is really nothing funny about the gout. It’s incredibly painful and oftentimes requires a crutch or cane to get around. I get it from time to … More Ahhhh! I Think I Broke My Foot!!!
When we first married, I was a pretty stubborn knucklehead. One day I came home and found a note on the fridge. It read “This isn’t working. I’m going to my Mom’s for a while.” I opened the fridge and thought, “The light came on and the beer is still cold. What the heck is … More It’s Not Broken!!!
In Hampton, Florida, revenue collected from unsuspecting motorists over the years was used to purchased cigarettes, beer, and even combat gear for city officials. Also, the mayor’s arrest for allegedly attempting to sell an oxycodone pill to an undercover officer. The town has a population of only 500, so how could the mayor not know … More I’m Crazy!!!