I think I would rather be a baseball bat than a piñata, because the piñata gets hit pretty hard. When my kids were little, I only bought one piñata for their birthday parties. I don’t mean one for each party, I mean only one ever. Each time a blindfolded kid took a whack at it, … More Stop The Beatings!!!
I just got out of the shower and heard a noise. I was supposed to be alone in the house so I grabbed a baseball bat and headed downstairs. It was my wife in the kitchen. She told me she was going in late and that if an intruder saw my fat, pasty body I … More Say What????