Flying in an airplane is just like driving a car, except a car can’t go 600 miles per hour, you don’t get peanuts and you can’t fall asleep because there’s no co-pilot. Southwest Airlines is the best airline to fly. No baggage fees, no charges for changing flights, plus you get peanuts. No $6 snack … More I Can Fly!!!
I think I’m going to apply to join the Mars Colonization group. The adventure! The thrill! The… Wait, what? Are you kidding me? $40,000 per bag? I’ll have to wait for Southwest to go there. As you were. … More Mars Attacks!