If by crunches you mean the sound that bacon makes when you eat it, then yes, I do tons of crunches! I think the ‘experts should get their act straight. I’ve heard that every piece of bacon you eat subtracts seven minutes of your life. I don’t believe it! If it were accurate, I should … More I Love Doing Crunches!!!
I was preparing tuna for sandwiches and had just finished chopping the last ingredient when Sarah, my daughter said, “Daddy, I’ve noticed that the older you get, the more stuff you put in your tuna fish.” She was spot on. I don’t know why it happens, but I think most of us cross the ‘add … More Throw It All In!!!
Instead of bombing Syria, I think we should bomb Syrup companies who sell sugar free syrup. Clearly ISIS is behind this. I know it’s great for people with diabetes, but man, for the rest of us, full blown Aunt Jamima is the best! Some things that are fat free can be really good. Cheese slices … More
If I have to eat anything I hate, I put bacon on it and it becomes delicious! I don’t know what it is with bacon, but somehow it’s magical. People say that God’s greatest creation is man. I disagree. It’s bacon. Why bacon? It’s just so good. When I pass from this world, I hope … More I Love Bacon!!!
During fall and winter, I always seem to put on a few pounds, but I don’t worry because when spring comes around, I always buy bigger clothes. … More Somebody Shrunk My Clothes!