Best Pizza Ever!!!

There’s a place in our town called the pie pizzeria and I always order chipotle ranch sauce instead of marinara, mozzarella and smothered in bacon. I’m having a quadruple bypass today. OK, obviously I’m not having surgery today. It’s tomorrow. I’m just kidding I’m not having any kind of surgery. But if I was, it … More Best Pizza Ever!!!

Throw It All In!!!

I was preparing tuna for sandwiches and had just finished chopping the last ingredient when Sarah, my daughter said, “Daddy, I’ve noticed that the older you get, the more stuff you put in your tuna fish.” She was spot on. I don’t know why it happens, but I think most of us cross the ‘add … More Throw It All In!!!

Instead of bombing Syria, I think we should bomb Syrup companies who sell sugar free syrup. Clearly ISIS is behind this. I know it’s great for people with diabetes, but man, for the rest of us, full blown Aunt Jamima is the best! Some things that are fat free can be really good. Cheese slices … More

I Love Bacon!!!

If I have to eat anything I hate, I put bacon on it and it becomes delicious! I don’t know what it is with bacon, but somehow it’s magical. People say that God’s greatest creation is man. I disagree. It’s bacon. Why bacon? It’s just so good. When I pass from this world, I hope … More I Love Bacon!!!