I feel completely responsible for the plague. Yes the black plague. Now that we know what time travel is possible after so many movies have proved it, I could’ve gone back in time and killed the source of the plague just as it was beginning. Curse you Doc Brown! Wait a minute! There’s still time! … More Avoid It Like The Plague!!!
Jr. High was very difficult for me. It was noogies every day for almost the whole year. Finally a teacher found out about it and I had to stop. Noogies hurt. Trust me, I have two older brothers and became very familiar with the Noogie. In fact it was so popular to give them to … More Stop Giving Me Noogies!!!
I thought about writing a joke about time travel but only three of you liked it. I wish time travel was real. I don’t think I would want to see what’s in store in the coming years, but I would definitely love to relive many moments in my past. Most of them would involve successful … More Take Me Back!!!
Insanity is wonderful. People expect so little of you, so you never disappoint. A few years ago, we celebrated a double birthday with my wife’s family. For whatever reason, I was comically on fire! I had everyone in stitches (weird term) all night at the restaurant. Very unusual, these days. Frankly, I think it was … More I’m Crazy! Nuts! A Loon!
When we were kids, my best friend was always concerned that he didn’t look like his siblings. He finally asked his Mom if he was adopted. She said, “Yes you were, son, but it didn’t work out so they brought you back”. He was stunned, but at least he got his answer and fifty years … More I’m an Oddball!!!
Marty McFly, in “Back to the Future II”, promised us hover boards among other things, but most of all, time travel! Where is it?? … More We Got Ripped Off!!