It’s very annoying to me that during an interview some people ask and answer their own questions. Example: “Do I think this is lame? Yes.”￼￼ Seriously, for some reason it drives me nuts. I used to have a teacher who would do the same thing. We were never able to answer the question that was … More Am I what!?!?
I asked Siri to play some music I would like. Suddenly Alexa said, “I can do that”, and it was on. A huge fight! A smart phone vs a remote. I tried to break it up but wound up with a nasty rectangular bruise on my forehead, a broken phone and remote. It’s the worst … More Ladies! Stop Hitting Each Other!!!
I’m officially announcing my candidacy for President. Obviously, this is an eleventh hour, grass roots effort that will require write in votes. I promise to bring gas prices down to $1.50 per gallon by stopping payments to oil rich countries and harvesting our own natural resources. Gym class for every child in school and all … More When I am in Office…
Its so cold here that we have to stop using our silverware. My wife still has a fork stuck to her tongue. … More The Wind Chill Factor — Seriously??
We’re having our first major snow storm. High winds, slick roads, accidents, power outages. Lots of damage, but nothing compared to the great cheese storm of 1987. Roquefort, Camembert, Cotija, Chèvre,Feta, Mozzarella, Emmental, Cheddar,Gouda, Taleggio, Parmigiano-Reggiano, Manchego, Monterey, Jack… you name it, it fell. Here are some pictures that children drew, in recall of that … More Cheese Storm
Note to self. While minding a campfire, always use something, other than your hand, to move a piece of wood. I would hope that I’m not the only idiot who has done that. I’ve done many things without thinking things through. When I was a kid, I was (still am) obsessed with baseball. My brothers … More Stupid things I do
I wish I’d studied harder in high school.I really wanted to go to the Electoral College. The Electoral College is a good idea, in theory, and is included in the constitution in the 12th Amendment… ” they shall name in their ballots the person voted for as President, and in distinct ballots the person voted … More Electoral College