I went to an ATM yesterday to get $40. Instead, it printed out a coupon for Ramen Noodles. There’s nothing wrong with Ramen Noodles but I’m not sure how nutritious they are. When you’re in college they’re a Godsend. The same is true if you’re very low on cash or just to have on hand … More I’m So Broke!!
A foreigner who couldn’t read English approached me at the ATM I was using and asked me to help him check his balance so I pushed him over. I love ATMs. You put a card in, punch some numbers in and cash comes pouring out! How cool is that? It doesn’t matter that the money … More I Have No Money!!!
When I go to an ATM and happen to see a receipt from the last person and their balance its smaller than mine, it makes me happy. That’s pretty rotten, isn’t it? I shouldn’t feel good because someone else isn’t doing well. It’s just sick. On the other hand, we need a point of reference, … More ATM = Always Take Your Money!!
A foreigner who couldn’t read English approached me at the ATM I was using and asked me to help him check his balance … so I pushed him over. … More Double or Nothing!!
My bank is like the cloud. I put money in and it then it’s inexplicably gone. … More The Cloud Took My Money!