A friend of mine and I were talking about our funerals. He said, “I want to be cremated and my ashes spread over Walmart. That way I know my daughters will visit me at least twice a week.” I don’t want to be maudlin but these things need to be planned. I certainly don’t want … More Seriously?? Walmart???
I firmly believe I have the answer to one of our nation’s greatest problems. I want to make it illegal to own a goldfish. Not multiple goldfish, just a single fish. They live alone, have no privacy and generally don’t live very long because they’re owned by forgetful kids. I love goldfish. They’re beautiful creatures, … More I Struck Gold!!!
My friend Roy Cole is a great attorney. One day he called the governor and said that one of the local judges had died and he wanted to take his place. The judge said, “Well, if it’s ok with the undertaker, I guess it’s ok with me”. Funeral expenses are insane. Nine or ten grand … More That’s Not What I Want!!!