I’m sure the CIA is on to me by now. I’ve been writing and sending them blogs that are secured in a code that they can’t possibly break. I call it the “Idiot Code” and they are obviously embarrassed for being unable to crack it. They just tell me to “Cease and Desist.” I know … More I’m Being Followed!!!
Last week a guy came at me with scissors. Fortunately, I responded quickly with a big rock. Imagine if I had responded with a piece of paper. Close call. Some people are very quick thinkers, while others take their time to respond. This is useful when playing chess or scrabble, but not so much in … More Quick Thinking!!
I really don’t know why or how it happens, my wife could be having the best day of her life, but once she gets behind the wheel of a car, her temperament rivals that of an angry incredible hulk. A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy street. Suddenly, the light … More Crazy Road Rage!!!
The manager said to one of two applicants and said, “Thank you for your interest, you each missed the same question but we’ve decided on the other applicant.” The guy said, “Why? That’s not fair”! “Simple, the other engineer put down on question number five, ‘I don’t know,’ you put down, ‘neither do I’.” … More Two Engineers Walk In Two A Bar…