I saw my therapist a few days ago. She scolded me for missing my last two appointments because my condition is serious. I said, “I know, but I was just doing what you told me.” She said, “I haven’t told you to skip appointments!” I said,”No, but you told me to avoid people who irritate … More You Make Me Crazy!!!
A friend of mine recently got married. His wife started throwing his things away, including his golf clubs. She told him there was no reason to keep all of that junk. He said, “You’re beginning to sound like my ex-wife!” She said, “I thought you said you’ve never been married.” He said, “I haven’t.” It’s … More I Wear The Pants In My Family! Wait, My Wife Is Not Going To Read This, Is She???
Heather and I got into an argument. Neither of us would admit that we were wrong. Finally, Heather said, “I’ll tell you what. I’ll admit I’m wrong if you admit I was right.” “Fine.” I said. She took a deep breath and said, “I’m wrong.” I grinned and said, “You’re right.” I’m learning to love … More Ha! I’m Right And You’re Wrong!!