It’s Too Tight!!!

Nothing in my size fits me anymore. I have to believe there is a conspiracy in the clothing business to alter the sizes, rendering pants, shirts, whatever too small to wear. Now we must buy all new clothing, making these slimy companies billions. I’m sure I haven’t changed sizes. I’m in one of those dilemmas … More It’s Too Tight!!!

I Can’t Remember!!

My cousin filed a missing persons report on his wife. The officer asked, “What is her height?” “Average, I guess.”
Officer: “Slim or heavy?” “Not slim, but not heavy.” Officer: “Hair color?” “Kind of blonde, I think.” Officer: “What was she wearing?” “Not sure.” Officer: “Was she driving?” “Yes. A Black Mercedes with a supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine, an eight-speed automatic transmission. It has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door…” … More I Can’t Remember!!