You Idiot!!!

Heather wanted a Pebble watch this year and prefers a heavy metal band rather than the leather one that comes with the watch. My neighbor gave me an idea for a gag gift. I took her old Pebble watch and super glued a Metallica CD to the face of it. Wait for it…. I’m your … More You Idiot!!!

Yikes!! Our Anniversary Was Yesterday and I forgot!!

Anniversaries are a lot like bungi jumping. If you forget something critical, you die. A woman’s memory is amazing. She can recall the first day you met, dated, kissed got engaged, got married and everything you’ve done wrong since the wedding. Yesterday marked the 20th anniversary of our first date. How do I know? I … More Yikes!! Our Anniversary Was Yesterday and I forgot!!

18 Years???

A married couple is lying in bed on the eve of their anniversary. He says to his wife, “I’m going to make you the happiest woman in the world”! She said, “I’ll miss you”.    Heather and I will have been married for 18 years tomorrow. Really? It sure doesn’t seem like that long. At … More 18 Years???


Marriage is like a rough flight. Typically, it starts out smooth. So smooth, you doze off. When you wake, due to turbulence, you realize you have a bag of nuts. … More Marriage