We had some friends over for dinner. I asked my wife, “Sweetie, will you please get us some water”? A short time later, I said, “Sweetheart, will you please bring us a beer”? My friend told me he was impressed that after 18 years, we still used loving terms. I said,”I gotta be honest with … More I think it’s… No, it’s… Aw, forget about it!!
When I was young, my Grandmother bought me a Jack-in-the-box for Christmas. The stupid thing didn’t work. No matter how hard or fast I cranked it, not one burger, shake or french fry came out. … More Pop Goes The Finger!!