Last night we were watching ‘A Quiet Place’. Suddenly, Heather sneezed and I wet myself. What a great movie, but not to be watched at home on the fourth of July or New Years Day. Unexpected noises will freak you out! It’s kind of like when your mother in law announces without warning that she’ll … More She Sneezed! Run For Your Life!!!
Most people don’t realize that Superman and Batman were bitter foes. In fact, Superman actually sprayed paint on a wall that read, “Batman is a wimp!” The next day, Batman wrote on the same wall, “Superman is Clark Kent.” … More The Joker!!
Last night, my wife, Heather and I went out to dinner.
Waiter: “Tonight’s special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.”
Heather: “The chicken sounds good; I’ll have that.”
Waiter: “And the vegetable?”
Heather: “He’ll have the fish.” … More Food Fight!