Whenever I see a beautiful sunrise I think,’What’s the big deal?’ I’ve seen thousands of them and there’s gonna be another one tomorrow. In fact since I’ve been alive the sun has risen approximately 23,107 times. I say approximately because I spent a little time in Alaska and in Calgary, Alberta where the sun didn’t … More Beautiful Sunrise??? Bleh!
It’s so cold, I chipped a tooth on my soup. It’s like a deep freeze here. It’s like Alaska, without the wildlife. Like Russia, without the vodka. Like my wife when she’s really ticked off at me, you know, like when she reads what I just wrote. Alaska is a beautiful place, if you don’t … More Help Me! I’m Freezing!!!