I have a tradition and today is the day! Every year on November 6, I put on my tap dance shoes and go crazy. At least that’s what the police claim after my neighbor called them to do a welfare check. Ridiculous. I’m not even on welfare. I’m always impressed by people who can really … More Do What Again???
When I was in Air Force boot camp, we were outside doing physical training. We were told to get in formation and remain still and silent. I couldn’t help myself. I started squirming like I was dancing (not a pretty sight). I heard “Mabbott, what is wrong with you?” “I’m covered with fire ants, sir!” … More They’re Killing Me!
It’s so hot, Siri just told me to put my phone in the fridge. It’s so hot, the hottest woman in America lives in a shack in Phoenix. 43 years ago today was my first day of active duty in the Air Force. Talk about culture shock! I went from the wonderful temperature in Eureka, … More Fire!!!
When I was in the Air Force, my Sargent was chewing me out for several things. The last tongue lashing went like this: “And I didn’t see you in camouflage gear during physical training this morning!” I said, “Thank you, sir!” I completely understand the use of camouflage clothing for military personnel and hunters. But … More You Can’t See Me!!
A friend of mine told me that when he was in the army, he was driving down a muddy back road when he saw a vehicle stuck in the mud, with an embarrassed Colonel at the wheel. My buddy asked, “Your jeep stuck, sir?” “Nope,” said the Colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, “Yours … More It’s Just Not Fair!!!
I don’t know why veterinarians have a special day. Maybe its because of the danger they face each time they examine an animal. Still… Oh wait a minute. I get it now. Today is a day to honor those who currently serve, those who served in the past, those who paid the ultimate price while … More He Bit Me!!!
When I was in basic training, our training instructor (Drill Sargent) told us, “Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good news Airman Vanhowser will be setting the pace on our morning run”. We were really happy because Vanhowser was overweight and really slow. Then the TI finished his statement: “Now for the bad news. Vanhowser will be driving a truck”. … More Attention!!
Homeland security been watching a office where 5 suspected terrorists work. Four of the five have been apprehended: Bin Sleeping, Bin Loafing, Bin Gossiping, and Bin Surfing. They have been unable to track down the fifth member, Bin Working. Homeland is confident that anyone who looks like Bin Working will be very easy to spot. They thought they saw Bin Working, but it was actually Bin Surfing trying to impersonate Bin Working. … More The World Of Pretend!!
I worked for the Air Force. My first day, I tried to impress an Airman who started walking into my office. I picked up the the phone and said, “Yes, General, I’ll have it completed this afternoon. Thank you, sir, and the best to your family as well.” I asked the Airman what I could do for him. He said, “Nothing, really, I’m just here to hook up your phone.” … More Who’s Calling??
Today is a day to honor those who currently serve, those who served in the past, those who paid the ultimate price while serving our country, as well as those who’s heroic efforts saved the lives of others. Also to all men and women who put their lives on the line to work in support fields, such as doctors and nurses, communication experts, anyone who serves selflessly. … More Veterans Day!!