Yesterday, we were on the way to a Bible study. We got a few blocks away when Heather realized she forgot her Chapstick. She suddenly did a better fish tail turn around than Jason Bourne and burned rubber all the way home. When she got back in the car she said, “That’s better.” I said … More I’m Addicted To Chapstick!!!
A friend was having marriage problems. He came home to find his luggage packed on the porch. His wife came out and said, “Go away! I hope you die a slow and agonizing death!” He said, “I’m confused. So now you want me to stay?” Divorces are a messy business. Very seldom does a couple … More Get Out And Stay Out!!!
Heather, my wife is a runner, so I finally tried it. I ran on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I’ve always heard about a state of euphoria a runner reaches at some point. Heather asked me if I had hit that state yet. I said, “Absolutely. Every week on Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday.” I think a … More Run For Your Life!!
A cowboy got off of his horse and tethered it outside the saloon, walked back and kissed the horse right where the sun don’t shine. A man saw him do it and asked, “Stranger, why did you do that? Is it a good lip balm?” The cowboy said,”Nope, keeps me from licken’ em”. My … More Oh, My Aching Lips!!