Another Tie???

A guy was lost in the desert. Hoping to find water, He found little old man selling ties. The guy said “Please, I’m dying of thirst, can I have some water? “The man said, “I don’t have any water, but why don’t you buy a tie? Here’s one that goes nicely with your clothes.”The guy said, “I don’t want a tie, you idiot, I need water!” “OK, over that hill is a nice restaurant.”The guy thanked him and walked away towards the hill. Three hours later the guy came back. “Couldn’t you find it?” “Oh, found it, but they wouldn’t let me in without a tie!” … More Another Tie???


I avoid the word “hello” completely. It is almost always the last word spoken by murder victims on TV and the movies. If I were ever in that situation, I think I would say, “Hey, Jason, we finally found this guy. Let’s kill him!” … More Hello?