My landlord is so cool! I told him we needed a peep hole in the front door. He really didn’t want a hole in the door, so he bought a ring bell so I can see everyone who comes to the door before I open it. Now when the cops come for me, I can … More Knock Knock!! I Know Who You Are!!
Our garbage disposal is so strong (how strong is it?) Its so strong I use it as a wood chipper. I remember the old days when garbage disposals were only black and white. I recall how excited I was when my Dad brought home the… Oh wait. Wrong item…. What was I talking about? Yes … More Watch Out!!!