At a dinner party, a little girl kept staring at a man at the table. He finally asked her why she was staring at him. She said, “Mommy and Daddy said you drink like a fish so I was just waiting to see how you do it.” Wanna get away? Kids can be brutally honest. … More You’re drunk!!!
Most people think there are only nine Reindeer, but there are actually 10. You don’t hear much about her because she’s kind of mean. She’s mentioned in the song. “Olive, the other Reindeer, used to laugh and call him names….” I know. Silly joke but this time of year is perfect for being silly. I … More Ten Reindeer???
I think Santa Claus is better than Bigfoot. They’re both hairy, have never been seen, but Santa brings gifts and eats cookies. Bigfoot doesn’t do that. As was the scene again this year, on black Wednesday, Thursday or Friday, depending on the store, we got to see the greediness that is such a tell tale … More I Saw Bigfoot! Really! Maybe?
I was cleaning out my closet one day, getting rid of my fat clothes. My 8 year old daughter was watching me. I held up a large pair of jeans and said I must have been 260 when I wore these. My daughter looked startled and asked, “Well how old are you now”? I think … More How Old Are You??
One day, Joanne went in to wake up Jimmy to get ready for school. Jimmy said he wasn’t going today. She said, “Give me two reasons why you shouldn’t go to school”. He said, “The kids all hate me and so do the teachers”. Joanne said, “Those are not good reasons to stay home from … More You Can’t Make Me Go!!
It isn’t really the official start of the holidays until someone in the family has a nervous breakdown. Let’s face it, we all know it’s a stressful time for everyone. Why? We choose to make it so. Even the kids are stressed. Will I get the X-Box? The doll house? The cellphone? One … More Happy Nervous Breakdown!!!
“I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree!” Classic Chevy Chase line just before the tree bursts forth in every direction, breaking windows and swallowing him. … More My Favorite Christmas Movies