Terrorist Cowards!!

Donald Trump said that he hoped Osama bin Laden suffered a lot. It looks like he got his wish, because the CIA said bin Laden spent his last hour watching Celebrity Apprentice.     Today is a bittersweet day for me. The most cowardly and costly terrorist attack on American soil took place, with bin Laden … More Terrorist Cowards!!

Awk! Help Me!

A 911 dispatcher received this call last week. “Please help me, there’s a cat near me.” “Calm down. Unless it’s a bobcat, it won’t hurt you.” “This one will! It’s just staring at me, and I know it’s going to attack me soon!” “Ma’am…” “What do you mean, Ma’am? I’m a parrot, you idiot!” … More Awk! Help Me!