As usual, I wasn’t paying attention in math class. My teacher noticed and asked me “Jerry, what is 2, 4, 13 and 44?” I said “CBS, ABC, FOX and HBO.” He was not amused. I love television. Really love it. A lot. I guess what I’m saying is that I’m a TV junkie. I watch … More It Just Doesn’t Add Up!!
A lawyer was defending a murder case. He said, “The alleged victim will walk into the courthouse in one minute. The jury stared at the door when the attorney said, “See? You were all looking at the door, which proves reasonable doubt”! The jury found him guilty. The foreman said, “Everyone was looking at the … More The Verdict is In!!!