A guy sold bagels at a stand for 50 cents. Every day a runner passed by and put 50 cents into the bucket without taking a bagel. One day the owner joined him. The runner said, "You want to know why I always put money in and never take a bagel?" "No, I just want … More Running for Bagels???
If you find yourself tempted to run a marathon, loosen up first. Its very important. Quickly throw back four fingers of whisky. If the urge to run persists, double the loosening exercise. Last Saturday Heather ran a half marathon. She’s run many before, so I didn’t worry. But in this case, the weather was horrible. … More Avoiding a Marathon!!
When I ran my 5K I was dead last and embarrassed. The guy in front of me started taunting me by yelling, “Hey buddy, how does it feel to be in last place”? I said, “Do you want to find out”? So I dropped out of the race. Running and finishing a race was … More What Am I, Nuts!?!
My wife is a runner. She’s not very fast, though. She almost escaped from me three times. … More Run, Forrest, Run!!