Like many others I watch a great deal of true crime shows. And in almost every case there’s somebody who says the prime suspect couldn’t have done it because he didn’t have a mean bone in his body.￼ I have one, it’s the little pinky toe on my right foot. That dude is furious. ￼ … More These bones are mean!!!
If you’ve watched dateline where they investigate a small town murder, you always hear people say “we don’t even lock our doors.”, Here’s a hint. Lock your doors. I mean right now, go and lock your doors. It just seems crazy to me that, time after time, you hear people say “nothing like this happens … More Lock The Doors!!!
Usually when someone dies, the first thing people ask is when? Not how, but when. it’s like they have to start working on their alibi. “He passed yesterday” “I’m Going to need more specific information.” Alibis are important to have just in case you become a suspect in any crime. If detectives want to talk … More When Did It Happen?
I hate the word ‘narcissist’ because I didn’t create it myself. I think a real narcissist is difficult to be around because they’re always thinking of themselves and nobody else. I like to hang out with those who always think of ME first and not themselves. I know! It’s not like I’m selfish or anything, … More I’m Not A Narcissist!!!
I climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro yesterday. I was bored just hanging around the house. It was pretty cold. Wait… or was it just cold when I opened the freezer? Nope. Pretty sure it was Kilimanjaro. I don’t know how people make climbs like that or even why. I know that completing the climb offers a great … More The Grizzly Ate Him???
A lawyer was defending a murder case. He said, “The alleged victim will walk into the courthouse in one minute. The jury stared at the door when the attorney said, “See? You were all looking at the door, which proves reasonable doubt!” The jury found him guilty anyway. The foreman said, “Everyone was looking at … More The Jury Said What???
I was pretty hard hearted toward the ladies as a result of three divorces. The woman I was dating asked, “How much do you love me?” I said, “I love you like as many stars you can see in the sky. She said, “But it’s daylight.” I said, “I know.” I don’t think some people … More Ouch!! That Hurt!!
I think it would be funny when the contestants on “Hunted” who get caught were shot by nerf bullets and paintballs. Right now its just a game of hide and seek with mostly morons who’s cell phones give away their location. Have they never watched “Dateline” or “48 hours”? A burner phone is usually a … More I’ve Been Shot!!!
I used to date a bulimic girl. I met her at a bachelor party; the cake came out of her. Dating is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get. Every person is unique and that can be good or bad. We never know how the person was raised and … More I’m Bulimic???
I visited a good friend in the hospital. I asked him how he was doing. “Not so good. But at least my wife visits and reads to me three times a day”. I was happy for him. I asked what she read to him. He said, “My life insurance policy”. I don’t have life insurance. … More I’m Not Safe!!