I’m Too Lazy!!

I finally realized that I needed to get in shape, so I made plans to join a gym and work out for one full year. The year I picked is 2036. I’ll be 90 years old by that time and it’s much more impressive to see a 90 year old at the gym than someone … More I’m Too Lazy!!

Avoiding a Marathon!!

If you find yourself tempted to run a marathon, loosen up first. Its very important. Quickly throw back four fingers of whisky. If the urge to run persists, double the loosening exercise. Last Saturday Heather ran a half marathon. She’s run many before, so I didn’t worry. But in this case, the weather was horrible. … More Avoiding a Marathon!!