It’s snowing pretty heavy outside this morning and it makes me wonder why the term ‘Cats and dogs’￼ is only used when it rains. We could use something similar that rhymes with cats and dogs. We could say it’s snowing ‘rats and frogs’. I feel very strongly about this. Maybe the term is only used … More It’s snowing cats and dogs!!!
I really loved that show and I’m guessing a lot of you did too. so in honor of that I thought we would play an improv game today that is called the worlds worst. Please feel free to play. worlds worst improv player: “Line please.”￼ Worlds worst Dr.: “I’ve never done this before. This should … More Whose line is it anyway?
My wife is trying to impeach me because I failed to clean the kitchen on Saturday. I’m worried that she has enough votes because she has swayed the opinions of the dogs￼. I don’t even think there are articles of impeachment in place in our home, but there’s no doubt who the speaker of the … More I’ve been impeached!!!
The best day of the week for me is Wednesday because I can always count on the camel to remind me that it’s hump day. Even if you’re in a bad mood because you still have to work two more days in the week, it’s awfully hard to remain in a bad mood when there’s … More It’s hump day
I think Abraham Lincoln was a show off. His Gettysburg Address was proof. “Four score and seven years ago …” He could have just said “87 years ago…” But no, he had to get all fancy. I have given many speeches but not even one of them has become famous. That’s just not right. Granted, … More I need a famous speech!
If I hear one more weather person using the terms juicy and toasty, I’m going to go insane. Most of you already know that ship has sailed but if it’s possible to go even more insane, the meteorologists will push me over the ledge. ￼￼￼ I know it’s trivial and I don’t have to watch … More It’s not juicy!!!
I’m curious, if you take a gingerbread house from the store without paying for it can they foreclose on it? I’m asking for a friend.￼ Last night we had two of our God children over for dinner and making gingerbread houses. I was wondering how fun that might be, since I had never made one … More My house is in foreclosure!!