PETA is once again throwing a fit regarding the ceremony of Punxsutawney Phil to try to spare the groundhog from the stress it gets from the very short ceremony. Seriously??￼￼ ￼They think that a robot should be used instead. That’s ridiculous. Everybody knows a robot cannot predict the weather.￼ Plus, Bill Murray and the gang … More Punxsutawney Phil A Robot???
Every time my wife and I watch a TV show, Heather always gets on her phone to check out how old the actors are. It’s a little game we play and it’s kind of fun. Last night I nailed it. I said Cher was 102￼. Clearly she doesn’t look 102, but I always see the … More Cher is 102 years old???
I always strive to be the best at whatever I do. It doesn’t always work, in fact I’ve only been able￼ to accomplish perfection In one thing. I do a perfect impression of myself. I mean it is spot on! I love doing impressions in my act. I did quite a few, such as￼￼ Forrest … More I am the best!!!
Yesterday my wife and I decided to swap cell phones. Mine was larger than hers, being an iPhone 8 S and hers being an iPhone X. it was easy to switch the Sim cards but during the ￼back up and restore process I was as confused as Kanye West searching for an identity. The whole … More I Can’t Back Up!!!
I’ve heard so many people use the phrase, “I greased the wheels a little bit.” So they are referring to giving somebody some money for special treatment￼￼. I think this is stupid. They say the squeaky wheel gets the grease, so I think that means you should just make tons of noise and be obnoxious … More Grease Those Wheels!!!