I always strive to be the best at whatever I do. It doesn’t always work, in fact I’ve only been able￼ to accomplish perfection In one thing. I do a perfect impression of myself. I mean it is spot on! I love doing impressions in my act. I did quite a few, such as￼￼ Forrest … More I am the best!!!
Yesterday my wife and I decided to swap cell phones. Mine was larger than hers, being an iPhone 8 S and hers being an iPhone X. it was easy to switch the Sim cards but during the ￼back up and restore process I was as confused as Kanye West searching for an identity. The whole … More I Can’t Back Up!!!
I’ve heard so many people use the phrase, “I greased the wheels a little bit.” So they are referring to giving somebody some money for special treatment￼￼. I think this is stupid. They say the squeaky wheel gets the grease, so I think that means you should just make tons of noise and be obnoxious … More Grease Those Wheels!!!