They hear me!!

More than once, while playing a song, a listener called into my show and told me they could hear me. I said, “Great! Thanks for listening. Where are you?” He said, “It doesn’t matter, you idiot. I can hear you on the air NOW!” Oops. Forgot to turn the mic off.  The broadcasting business can … More They hear me!!

I’ll be back!!

I got my haircut last week. Heather said she was going to get a drink at Starbucks. The salon clerk said “Ma’am, you’ll need to leave us you’re drivers license. We need to know there’s something you’ll want to come back for.” I don’t enjoy haircuts. Ironically, I like the way it looks and feels … More I’ll be back!!

I got 100%!

When I was a kid, I really didn’t care much about school. I would much rather make people laugh than get good grades. One time I came home and told my Mom I got 100%! She was excited. I said, “Yep, I got a 50 in history, a 30 in English and a 20 in … More I got 100%!

I can’t fit!!

We have 1,326 magnets on our refrigerator. And we don’t even have kids! We have grandkids but their pictures are all in frames so why in the world do we need so many magnets? The truth is we don’t and it’s really quite stupid. I just get the things in the mail or in a … More I can’t fit!!

I’m not a smoker!

The last time we checked into a hotel, the desk clerk asked us if we wanted smoking or non-smoking. Fair question. I said smoking. Then she went on a rant about how horrible it is for your health and well-being. She had no idea that I wasn’t talking about cigarettes. I brought along my new … More I’m not a smoker!